(Picture Credit: Getty Images)July 24th is Tell An Old Joke Day, much to the delight of dads and jokers everywhere. It’s a day to share some laughs or some groans over the jokes you’ve probably heard and told a million times before, and there’s no shortage of jokes about our favorite subject–dogs!If you know a kid, a dog lover, or someone who could use some cheering up, take some time today to tell a dog joke. Even if it doesn’t get a laugh, most people will appreciate your attempt at humor, and they’ll know you care enough to at least try and spread smiles.Here are a few dog jokes you can tell on Tell An Old Joke Day!1. Dogs And Marine BiologistsQ: What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?A: One wags a tail while the other tags a whale.Wag of the tail to Reader’s Digest for this joke.2. Stop A Barking Dog (Picture Credit: Getty Images)Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard?A: Put them in your backyard.Wag of the tail to Petcha for this joke.3. Digger DogQ: What do you call a dog who’s an expert at digging up artifacts?A: A barkeologist.4. Dog Out Loud (Picture Credit: Getty Images)Q: What do you call a dog with a great sound system?A: A sub-woofer.Wag of the tail to BarkPost for this joke.5. When The Dog CrowsQ: What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle, and a rooster?A: A cocker-poodle-doo.Wag of the tail to Care.com for this joke.6. Social Dog (Picture Credit: Getty Images)Q: What do you call a dog who can’t stop using social media?A: A Golden Re-tweeter.7. Dog PhoneQ: What do a dog and a phone have in common?A: They both have collar IDs.Wag of the tail to EntirelyPets for this joke.8. Magic Dog (Picture Credit: Getty Images)Q: What do you call a dog who can do magic tricks?A: A Labra-cadabra-dor.Wag of the tail to LaffGaff for this joke.9. Little TerrorQ: What do you call a small dog who’s more fearsome than a big dog?A: A scarier terrier.10. Missed Appointment (Picture Credit: Getty Images)Q: Why did the dog miss his appointment with the vet?A: He was a Late Dane.11. FetchQ: What do you call it when a dog brings back a stick that was thrown five miles away.A: A bit far-fetched.Wag of the tail to Rover.com for this joke.12. The Mayor (Picture Credit: Getty Images)Q: What kind of dog does the mayor give to a hero who saves his town?A: Akita (a key to) the city.13. Sitting On A RabbitQ: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit?A: A chili dog on a bun.Wag of the tail to AKC for this joke.14. Pilot Dog (Picture Credit: Getty Images)Q: What do you call a dog who flies a plane?A: A Cockpit Bull.What are your favorite dog jokes? Are you going to spread laughs on Tell An Old Joke Day? Let us know in the comments below!Source

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